1: Anna and Summer are Betty and Veronica. Seth is like an appealing (cute, funny) version of Archie. (Note how much less geeky Seth has gotten. You never hear about Magic the Gathering anymore). I got the same feeling watching Seth choose Summer over Anna as I did watching Archie choose Ronnie over Betty. I felt bad for Betty, but I knew that Archie was a unit and would always lust after the forbidden fruit that was Veronica.

2: Sickness is descending, like the Bell Jar. I do not have time for this right now, make it go away, sickness gods.

3: I fell walking up the stairs on the path outside my house on the way to lunch today. There were like five people standing there – including a girl with a really cute skirt-boots outfit – saying “Oh my God are you okay?” And me being like, yeah and running away before I had to look at them wonder how a 21 year old girl with 3/4 of a university education trips over her own feet.
I landed mostly on my knees and left middle fingernail (ow). Skinned knees are hot, right?

4: Upon inspection, they’re not even that skinned.
Which is a disappointment.
I’m really fond of minor injuries. In September, I had this amazing purple and yellow bruise on my upper arm – I can’t remember how I got it, I’m clumsy and bruise easily – and I decided bruises were going to be the new tattoos. It’s like a tattoo in that it’s damage to your body and that it looks cool, but it’s not all permanent like a tattoo.
I was picturing hipsters punching themselves in the arms (or getting their friends to do so) in order to have the coolest bruise. It would be a pretty badass trend. Unfortunately, I don’t tend to bruise in obvious places like my upper arm all that often and I’m apparently not badass enough to punch myself in the arm.