So, I read a lot of newsfeeds, including the Yahoo! Entertainment – Movies feed. Because I like movies.

Mostly I just skim the headlines because who has time to read all that crap? Still, I’m the first to know when Lindsay Lohan signs a record deal. Anyway, I was checking things out before I went to bed and I read “Orlando Bloom Attracts Attention in Ky. (AP)”

The first thing I thought involved K-Y. The second involved an abbreviation of Kentucky.

The story that I was envisioning was much better.