Crushing your head.
Saturday was the worst shift I ever worked at the ice cream shop. The only thing that makes me want to avoid completely striking the night from my memory is that former Kid in the Hall Mark McKinney came into the shop.
I kept staring at him and he kept staring at me. He was probably staring because he knew I knew who he was, but I like to think it was because he recognized me. (We met once.)

