I have two items of note:

One is that all concerned will note that I have diagnosed my recent reluctance to eat solid things as a side effect of having a throat so sore that it hurts to swallow. I left work early today and went to the doctor, having realized last night that I was in a lot of pain and oh, yeah, there were all kinds of swollen glands on the side of my neck.
I haven’t eaten solid food all day.
I couldn’t sleep until I checked a couple of online medical dictionaries to make sure I didn’t have non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma or something. (”Excessive sweating? I have been sweating a lot lately. Oh yeah. It’s been all hot out.”)
Long story short I have tonsilitis. (Such a childhood disease. Who gets tonsilitis when they’re 21?) The doctor thinks it’s strep, she did a test for it and gave me strep-killing pills. The only other thing it could be is mono. fingers crossed

The other is very unsavoury and actually I have a sudden reticence about posting unsavoury things on the internet. Apparently I only feel comfortable posting unsavoury things relating to my menses.
Sorry to disappoint you all.

I am going to go find some soft food.