Dear Bathroommates,

I have noticed some gross toothpaste gunk appearing on my bath towel. I’m not really sure why one of you has decided you should use my towel for toothpaste absorption-type purposes, because, I assure you, that’s not why it’s there. I respect your stuff and ask only that you do the same for mine. If you need to use my hand towel for hand-drying purposes, that’s fine, and I don’t want to accuse anyone of anything, but if you’re using my bath towel, which I use for bathing, to absorb toothpaste, or anything, please stop. Thanks! -Brenda

(It is slightly bitchy, but I’m pretty sure one of them is using my bath towel to wipe out the sink. I know they’re firstyears, but seriously, who does that? So gross. I wonder how long this has been going on.)