I can think of at least 6 Starbucks within easy walking distance of my house. (We’re talking about something like a 5-block radius here.) I must live in one of the most Starbucks-saturated areas in the country.

So, you can see, even though I’ve read No Logo and know they’re really awful and destroy local business and such, I can’t help but be cajoled.

We used to have eggnog around the office kitchen at my old job and I’d always put it in coffee. After all: eggnog is sweet and creamy and slightly spicy (with the nutmeg). These things all go really well with coffee. I bet this will be delicious! And it was. Well, sort of odd, but strangely, unstoppably, addictively delicious. In conclusion: I INVENTED THE EGGNOG LATTE.

Starbucks just made it expeneive.

And foamy.

And oh so creamy and warm and full of contrasting flavour sensations…

Best coffee-chain seasonal beverage ever. I can’t stop with these things. I always go up to the counter and think “I’m going to get something different this time, something that’s less overpriced and patently horrible for me.” But I always wind up standing there saying “Can I have a grande eggnog latte?”

What is wrong with me?

Set me free, why don’t you, eggnog latte.