You know what’s a bad idea? But not actually as bad an idea as it sounds? Writing an essay from scratch in two days.
I mean, as ideas go, it’s bad.
But, it does require you to write and work with an efficiency and focus that is reserved for those times when you are forced to do something at the last possible second.
Unfortunately, the lack of outside research kind of makes it look like something I wrote at the last possible second.
Not so bad.
Until you get tired.
Lalalala.
What? Three more pages?

A month from now this will all be over.

Edit: I just noticed I wrote: “In fact, Spurlock’s mixture of modes is in fact merely a re-crafting of the expository mode,” etc. in my introduction. There are so many things wrong with that.