Brief setup: The band that was on after the fun synthy eighties-ish band Josh invited us to go see last night were these gothrockers with an unironic smoke machine. At one point the bassist and the lead singer were like, thrusting their guitars together.

Alex: That’s kind of homoerotic.
Me: But one of them’s a girl.
Alex: But it doesn’t negate the guitars. [in their phallicness]
Me: Hetero-homoerotic.