Please excuse me for the poor showing this week, I had 2 different unrelated illnesses one right after the other and a parental visit to contend with.

  1. The Lizzie Maguire Movie (Jim Fall, 2003): Okay, I was doped up on NeoCitran and prepared for a brainless sick movie, and this still made no sense. It’s like Hillary Duff wrote a Lizzie Maguire fanfic. It was such teen girl wish fulfillment.

Less stupid next week, I promise.